101 people Chef has had sex with

1. Kathie Lee Gifford

2. Vanessa Redgrave

3. Fluffy, the pig

4. Mrs. Crabtree

5. Ms. Cartman

6. Wendy Testaburger

7. Oprah Winfrey

9. Roseanne Barr

10. Liz Taylor

11.Ricki Lake (before weight loss)

12. The Queen

13. Monica Lewinski

14. Misdemeanor Elliot

15. Elvira

16. Marilyn Manson

17. The Supremes

18. Yoko

19. Lisa Marie Presley

20. Whoopi Goldberg

21. Rosie O'Donnell

22. That tennis player with the braids

23. Shirley MacLaine

24. Olive Oil

25. Kyle's Mom

26. Courtney Love (before makeover)

27. Madonna

28. Geri Hall

29. Mick Jagger

30. Tia Carrere

31. The Vietnemese prostitute from Full Metal Jacket "Me love you long time"

32. Soon Yee

33. Sally Jesse Raphael

34. Princess Di ( with my utmost respect)

35. Marquis de Sade

36. Pam Grier

37. Debbie Reynolds

38. The woman from Misery

39. Janet Reno

40 .The rare and radiant maiden that the angels call Lenore

41. Rollergirl

42. Big Gay Al

43. Anna Nicole Smith

44. Jonbenet Ramsey (or whatever the dead junior beauty queen was named)

45. Michael Jackson

46. Salvador Dali

47. The Conehead's daughter

48. Tipper Gore

49. Lunch Lady Doris, from the Simpsons

50. Vanna White

51. Liv Tyler

52. Tyra Banks

53. Janeane Garofalo

54. Sandra Bernhardt

55. Elaine, from Seinfeld

56. Barbara Streisand

57. Bette Midler

58. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

59. The Mayor

60. Salt & Pepa

61. Pussy Galore

62. Nancy Reagan

63. Dominique Moceanu

64. Kerry Strug

65. Wonder Woman

66. The Salisbury Steak

67. Ray Charles' Fly Girls

68. El Nino

69. Pamela Lee

70. Chun Li, from the Street Fighter games

71. Princess Toadstool; Peach

72. The Karate chick in the Jackie Chan Movies

73. Vampirella

74. Foxy Brown

75. Morticia Adams

76. Weezy Jefferson

77. Siouxie Sioux

78. Sacajewea

79. Ariel, the little mermaid

80. Mrs. Cleaver

81. Jane, from Tarzan

82. Cleopatra

83. Virginia Woolf

84. Mayday

85. Grace Jones

86. RuPaul

87.Lois Lane

88. Jackie Oanasis Kennedy

89. Sara,The Duchess of Pork

90. Ellen Degeneres

91. Shiva

92. Indira Ghandi

93. Hanson

94. Scary Spice

95. Judy Garland

96. Jane Goodall (Mistook him for an ape)

97. Liza Menelli

98. Ms. Pac-Man

99. Marv Albert

100. Jimmy Hernandez (twice)

101. Mr. Hat

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